Dear listener...
raymond and Mr Timpkins have been self-isolating in their remote Cotswolds caravan for many days now with only boiled cabbage and baked beans for sustenance. Please don't tell them that they can come out...
To pass the time, Mr Timpkins has been recording a lot of BBC Radio 4 content on his Amstrad cassette recorder whilst raymond has, simultaneously, been expelling intestinal gas through his anus with succinct comic timing.
The consequences are both horrific and noteworthy*.
Listen for yourself and, if you can spare it, please guff into a hermetically sealed container and post it to them for future content.
Thank you.
* if you enjoy both BBC Radio 4 and fetid trouser trumpets
Lightning fast choreography meets uber swift editing in a fantasmagorical collision of quality entertainment. An overload of velvet, sandals and multi-hued wool provides a startling accompaniment, the whole effect being that of a slim man and a fat man putting their bums in your face.